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Berg filed Requests for Admissions on September 15, 2008.  A response by way of answer or objection had to be served within thirty [30] days of the court filing date according to NY law under a request for Admissions “Admitted,” Federal Rules of Civil Procedure 56(c).

No response to the Requests for Admissions was served by way of response or objection. Thus, all of the Admissions directed to Obama and the DNC are deemed “ADMITTED.” Therefore, Obama must immediately withdraw his candidacy for President.   

https://ahrcanum.wordpress.com/2008/10/24/citizenship-lawsuits-linger-for-obama/ 

Here is the pdf of Berg’s ORDER ON PLAINTIFF’S MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT   

  http://obamacrimes.com/attachments/041_Obama,%20Plaintiff/’s%20Motion%20for%20Summary%20Judgment%20against%20Obama%20and%20the%20DNC.pdf

 

 

 Of course, the judge has the final ruling.  Here comes the judge, here comes the judge,…let’s hope it is before Election Day. 

 

OBAMA – Admitted:

1. I was born in Kenya.
2. I am a Kenya “natural born” citizen.
3. My foreign birth was registered in the State of Hawaii.
4. My father, Barrack Hussein Obama, Sr. admitted Paternity of me.
5. My mother gave birth to me in Mombosa, Kenya.
6. My mother’s maiden name is Stanley Ann Dunham a/k/a Ann Dunham.
7. The COLB [Certification of Live Birth] posted on the website “Fightthesmears.com” is a forgery.
8. I was adopted by a Foreign Citizen.
9. I was adopted by Lolo Soetoro, M.A. a citizen of Indonesia.
10. I was not born in Hawaii.
11. I was not born at the Queens Medical Center in Hawaii.
12. I was not born at Kapi’olani Medical Center for Women and Children in Hawaii.
13. I was not born in a Hospital in Hawaii.
14. I am a citizen of Indonesia.
15. I never took the “Oath of Allegiance” to regain my U.S. Citizenship status.
16. I am not a “natural born” United States citizen.
17. My date of birth is August 4, 1961.
18. I traveled to Pakistan in 1981 with my Pakistan friends.
19. In 1981, I went to Indonesia on my way to Pakistan.
20. Pakistan was a no travel zone in 1981 for American Citizens.
21. In 1981, Pakistan was not allowing American Citizens to enter their country.
22. I traveled on my Indonesian Passport to Pakistan.
23. I renewed my Indonesian Passport on my way to Pakistan.
24. My senior campaign staff is aware I am not a “natural born” United States Citizen.
25. I am proud of my Kenya Heritage.
26. My relatives have requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my first name.
27. My relatives have requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my last name.
28. My relatives have requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my place of birth.
29. I requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my first name.
30. I requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my last name.
31. I requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my place of birth.
32. The document identified as my Indonesian School record from Fransiskus Assisi School in Jakarta, Indonesia is genuine.
33. I went to a Judge in Hawaii to have my name changed.
34. I went to a Senator and/or Congressman or other public official in Hawaii to have my name changed.
35. I had a passport issued to me from the Government of Indonesia.
36. The United States Constitution does not allow for a Person to hold the office of President of the United States unless that person is a “natural born” United States citizen.
37. I am ineligible pursuant to the United States Constitution to serve as President and/or Vice President of the United States.
38. I never renounced my citizenship as it relates to my citizenship to the country of Indonesia.
39. I never renounced my citizenship as it relates to my citizenship to the country of Kenya.
40. I am an Attorney who specializes in Constitutional Law.
41. Kenya was a part of the British Colonies at the time of my birth.
42. Kenya did not become its own Republic until 1963.
43. I am not a “Naturalized” United States Citizen.
44. I obtained $200 Million dollars in campaign funds by fraudulent means.
45. I cannot produce a “vault” (original) long version of a birth certificate showing my birth in Hawaii.
46. My “vault” (original) long version birth certificate shows my birth in Kenya.
47. The only times I was to a Hospital in Hawaii was for check-ups or medical treatments for illnesses.
48. Queens Medical Center in Honolulu, Hawaii does not have any record of my mother, Stanley Ann Dunham (Obama) giving birth to me.
49. Kapi’olani Medical Center for Women and Children in Honolulu, Hawaii does not have any record of my mother, Stanley Ann Dunham (Obama) giving birth to me.
50. I was born in the Coast Province Hospital in Mombasa, Kenya.
51. I represented on my State Bar application in Illinois that I never used any other name other than Barack Hussein Obama.
52. I went by the name Barry Soetoro in Indonesia.
53. My Indonesian school records are under the name of Barry Soetoro.
54. I took an Oath to uphold the United States Constitution when admitted to the State Bar of Illinois to practice Law.
55. I took an Oath to uphold the United States Constitution when I was Sworn into my United States Senate Office.
56. I hold dual citizenship with at least one other Country besides the United States of America.

Answers to the 56 questions posed in the Federal Compaint Berg v Obama and cross posted from http://seditiousblasphemer.wordpress.com/2008/10/22/update-obama-dnc-admit-all-allegations-in-berg-v-obama/#comment-47

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We all know propaganda – and how some of it gets out of hand.  Propaganda and lawsuits aside, there are some facts that can be stretched to wrap around the truth that embrace questions Obama should answer to regarding his birth certificate, citizenship and eligibility to run for candidate for President of The United States of America. 

In Hawaii, Andy Martin’s filed a legal case where he asked to see a copy of Obama’s birth certificate citing that Obama has refused to provide a certified copy of his birth certificate and not a certificate of birth which is posted on a website.  The certificate of birth has has undergone scrutiny of being a forgery.  http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/07/atlas-exclusive.html   The Martin case has been thrown out and the Supreme Court in Hawaii moving at hyper drive speed, the court took less than a week to issue its ruling that Martin can not have a copy of Obama’s birth certificate and reiterated Hawaii’s sealed documents and public records laws.  

Mr. Martin is now theorizing that Frank Marshall Davis is Obama’s actual birth father.  Now there’s a twist!  Obama’s growing-up mentor and surrogate father Frank Marshall Davis is not someone Obama denies having a relationship with.  Obama refers to him as Frank in his own book, but he doesn’t acknowledge that Davis was a communist CPUSA, and that socialism provided the only workable alternative to capitalism, Obama tries to say that he was a civil rights activist.  I did not find that the FBI files have been released on Davis who has since passed away.  An FBI excerpt from http://www.usasurvival.org/docs/Declassified_docs.pdf outlines Obama associate, Bill Ayers and the Weather Underground to the CPUSA and the organizations hideous behavior.  Why hasn’t the FBI released Davis’ investigative documents? 

Obama’s own book does not makes mention of Davis’s Sex Rebel book (written under the recognized pseudonym Bob Greene) and his interest in pornography which is where Martin bases his theory that Obama’s dad is Frank Marshall Davis.  http://righttruth.typepad.com/right_truth/2008/08/obamas-peverted-communist-friend-frank.html  asserts that “The book, which closely tracks Mr. Davis’s life in Chicago and Hawaii and the fact that his first wife was black and his second white, describes in lurid detail a series of shockingly sordid sexual encounters, often involving group sex. One chapter concerns the seduction by Mr. Davis and his first wife of a 13-year-old girl called Anne. Mr. Davis wrote that it was the girl who had suggested he had sex with her.”  Obama’s birth mother is names Ann and viola – we see where Martin makes a huge leap to make the assertion that Davis is his dad.  Is there any chance Frank Marshall Davis is Obama’s Dad?
 
Propaganda propels information and disinformation.  In the case of Berg vs Obama and The Democratic National Party, he is not only seeking a copy of Obama’s birth certificate but an answer to 56 questions regarding his citizenship.  We are still awaiting a final ruling in Berg vs Obama, two months after its initial filing.  http://www.obamacrimes.com/

Berg stated that he filed Requests for Admissions on September 15, 2008 with a response by way of answer or objection had to be served within thirty [30] days. No response to the Requests for Admissions was served by way of response or objection. Thus, all of the Admissions directed to Obama and the DNC are deemed “ADMITTED.” Therefore, Obama must immediately withdraw his candidacy for President.”

Brian Smith, who has followed the story [sic Berg v Obama] from its legal standpoint. First and foremost, Mr. Smith makes it clear that he is a registered Independent. On his blog, he has said that Berg’s filings on October 22nd for a Motion of Summary Judgment is “huge” from a legal perspective because, as stated in the motion, the Obama camp failed to comply with the discovery requests or appropriately object, and thus Berg’s allegations are essentially deemed as true as a matter of law. http://james4america.wordpress.com/2008/10/23/perception-is-reality-in-politics/

 Berg also filed emergency motions to the courts, October 22, 2008  and that the Court should issue a summary judgment as follows:

  • That Barack Hussein Obama a/k/a Barry Hussein Obama a/k/a Barack Dunham a/k/a Barry Dunham a/k/a Barack Soetoro a/k/a Barry Soetoro is not a “natural born” or “naturalized” United States citizen.
  • That he is ineligible to run for and/or serve as President of the United States.
  • That the Democratic National Committee be enjoined from naming Barack Hussein Obama, et al as the Democratic Presidential Candidate on the ballot.
  • That the Democratic National Committee and Barack Hussein Obama, et al are enjoined from any further campaigning on behalf of Barack Hussein Obama, et al for Office of the Presidency.
  • That Barack Hussein Obama’s, et al name be removed from any and all ballots for the Office of the President of the United States.

Citing a “Failure to Answer or Object to Requests for Admissions within thirty [30] days deems the Request for Admissions “Admitted,” Federal Rules of Civil Procedure 56(c) makes this blogger suspect that Berg is absolutely correct.   In an overview of the Plaintiff’s Complaint Berg writes, ” Instead of satisfying Plaintiff and the general public’s concerns regarding Obama’s citizenship status, or lack thereof, Obama and the DNC have chosen to litigate the matters in lieu of providing what should be simple proof. Defendants have filed two [2] Motions to Dismiss and a Motion for a Protective Order instead of simply solving the matters and providing the proof verifying Obama’s citizenship status. The fact Obama is a U.S. Senator for Illinois and a Presidential candidate, he is open for public scrutiny and Plaintiff as well as all American Citizens have a right to question and receive proof of citizenship”

Propaganda may finally lead to the truth about Obama’s citizenship status. 

The motion may be read in its entirety here http://obamacrimes.com/attachments/041_Obama,%20Plaintiff/’s%20Motion%20for%20Summary%20Judgment%20against%20Obama%20and%20the%20DNC.pdf

Obama is Hawaii this week visiting his sick grandmother and while America has compassion and condolences, America needs to know who you are and where you are a citizen of. NOW.

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October 9, 1940 – December 8, 1980 was the life of John Lennon.  Today was his birthday.  If he were alive today, surely he’d have some satirical commentary on our Presidential Elections, the Stock Market fiasco, etc.  A few pertinent inspirational statements for today’s hot button subjects previously quoted from Lennon in conversation or song, might include something like these—

On Lennon’s own Death:  “Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn’t enough and you have to go and get shot or something. ”

On Sarah Palin: “As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”

On Society:  “Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.  I think we’re being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I’m liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That’s what’s insane about it.”

On Conspiracies like 9-11 & UFO’s:  “The more I see the less I know for sure.”

On Drowning in Debt:  “When you’re drowning, you don’t say ‘I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,’ you just scream.”

On Social Security:  “The older generation are leading this country to galloping ruin!”

On Home Foreclosure:  “Possession isn’t nine-tenths of the law. It’s nine-tenths of the problem.”

On Education Reform:  “There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.”

On Religion:  “You’re just left with yourself all the time, whatever you do anyway. You’ve got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It’s all down to you, mate.

The War on Terrorism;   When I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger I know no one can do me no harm because happiness is a warm gun. “

On The Stock Market & Economy:  ” I don’t care too much for money, money can’t buy me love. ”

On John McCain:  “Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.”

On Obama:   ” I get by with a little help from my friends ”

On Bush:  “…you know it ain’t easy.  You know how hard it can be.  The way things are going, they’re going to crucify me.:

On Dick Chaney:  “There’s room at the top, I’m telling you still but first you must learn how to smile as you kill if you want to be like the folks on the hill.”On President Bill Clinton:  “Whatever gets you through the night.  It’s alright.  It’s alright.”

On Hillary Clinton:  “I am going into an unknown future, but I’m still all here, and still while there’s life, there’s hope. “

On Darfur:  “All we are saying is give peace a chance.”

On Global Warming: “We are all water from different rivers, That’s why it’s so easy to meet. We are all in this vast, vast ocean.  Someday we’ll evaporate together.” 

On The Paparazzi:  “Newspaper people have a habit of putting you in the front pages to sell their papers, and then after they’ve sold their papers and got big circulation’s, they say, ‘Look at what we’ve done for you.'” On Elvis:  “Everybody loves you when you’re six foot in the ground.”

On Brittany Spears:  “”Nobody controls me, I’m uncontrollable.” 

http://www.lennonmurdertruth.com/ is a web site that believes that the murder of John Lennon was orchestrated and premeditated somehow with government authority.   The site states, “Contrary to all reports about a lone drifter named Mark David Chapman who allegedly shot John Lennon in the back December 8, 1980 you’ll find ample evidence in the back issues of Time, Newsweek, and US News and World Reportmagazines to suggest otherwise. Namely, that John Lennon was, not only politically assassinated, but that Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and, you’d better sit down, horror novelist Stephen King are the three people who can be proven guilty of the crime. King being the real murderer and Chapman but a look-alike, paid actor misleading you with an absolute hoax, the media in tow.” 

Steven King?  The author goes on to say that ,” I feel like I’m talking to a bootlicking, phony moron.
As if the media never told them a big, fat lie in their life; as if the media was trustworthy.
As if the assassinations of the 60’s didn’t teach us that our govt. is afraid of anyone who
actually wants to implement America’s freedoms, documents, rights and philosophies.
As if the majority of Americans don’t think that those assassinations were coverups. You
cowards cringe from the latest book about R.F.K.’s murder that exposes 12 bullet wounds.
You persist in keeping your heads down and your mouths shut while you set up the next list
of martyrs who want to make the world a better place.” 

If your really interested -you’re invited to protest with Steve Lightfoot, author of the website “Who really killed John Lennon, this Oct. 9, John Lennon’s birthday, at ABCTV’s Bldg. at W.67th and Columbus Ave., N.Y.N.Y., all day, from 9:00 am to 7:00 pm. 

At http://www.whale.to/b/lenn.html claims are made that “CIA director, Tavistock underling and then vice-president George Bush Sr. had Lennon slaughtered on the streets of New York utilizing yet another mind-controlled Delta slave Mark David Chapman. Mark Chapman is the victim of an artificially induced model psychosis.” 

Wierd thing is, that in all thisconspiracy jumbo, that both John Hinckley and Mark David Chapman were each carrying on their person a paperback copy of the JD Salinger novel, Catcher in the Rye.  Reportedly,  Salinger had ties to the US intelligence community, especially the CIA.

I never read the book and don’t know much except, today was his birthday and John Lennon is dead.

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