What do you think President Obama might say on Tuesday regarding a war on Syria? Our guess is something like this…
On the eve on September 11 when terrorists smashed planes into the World Trade Center, and our embassy at Bengazi was attacked, it is imperative that we defend innocent people from harms way. Blah, blah, blah. The USA will stand with the Taliban to defeat Assad and restore democracy. I’d also line you to consider Hillary 2016 for the outstanding commitments she’s made to answering why it matters.
I’d like to remind you of the holocaust, having just finished the Jewish New Year celebration, that we can begin a new. That the book of life isn’t closed. That we can work together to end atrocities by bombing Syria as punishment for using weapons of mass destruction. That even tho we have no support from the United Nations and against international law, the USA will stand by the red line.
We ask our North American Union partner, Mexico to return any weapons bc we are broke and sequestration means we need them back. Our border remains aloof to security so if you’d like to join up that would be great.
Blah blah blah. In conclusion, while we promised no boots on the ground, we will need them to secure chemical depots. These WMD may have come from the USA, UK and other allies but that’s the facts jack. And we will continue to support our military contracts bc we see no evidence of a coup in Egypt.
Lastly, I want to thank Sen McCain, who understands the battles of war and my chosen Secretary of State who petitioned against war in Vietnam. And special props to Dennis Rodman who continues to reach out to our North Korean friends.
On tomorrow’s schedule, I will be golfing and sending Veep Joe to bumble a few words prior to the moment of silence. For lunch,
my kids will be eating gourmet and studying hard while the rest of you eat less than 1100 calories and have common core stuffed down your throat w 11 minutes of recess.
Almost forgot, May God Bless The United States of America.
– Just a guess.
Via the 3 inch iPhone, sry typos.
Aug 7, 2013