Boobquake, the event to create an earthquake is set for Monday, April 26, 2010.
Just when you think you’ve heard every conspiracy theory regarding the volcano’s and earthquakes, along comes a Muslim cleric saying that woman who reveal their breasts can cause earthquakes. You couldn’t make this stuff up.
Tehran (April 24, 2010): A senior Iranian cleric opined that social decency would avoid earthquakes, the Tehran press reported Saturday.
Ayatollah Ahmad Janati, head of the senate-like Guardian Council, said that although no one can predict quakes, moral lifestyles filled with prayer and the giving of alms could prevent seismic activity.
The remarks by Jannati followed comments last week by cleric Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi suggesting that social immorality – such as improper women’s clothing and extramarital sex – would increase the probability of earthquakes.
Women in Iran are required by Islamic authorities to wear a head scarf and long gown to hide hair and body contours.http://www.thesundaily.com/article.cfm?id=45966
Self described Jen McCreight, is a liberal, geeky, nerdy, scientific, perverted atheist feminist trapped in Indiana who runs the blog blaghag . http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-science-i-offer-my-boobs.html
In the name of science she is offering her boobs to disprove that breasts cause earthquakes and wants women around the world to help her disprove the Ayatollahs statements. So far 159, 266 people have agreed to participate in the event on facebook.
I have a modest proposal.
Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?
Time for a Boobquake.
On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it’ll be one involving plate tectonics.
So, who’s with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you’ll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake! Or join the facebook event!
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In an attempt to not objectify women she later wrote, “I just want to apologize if this comes off as demeaning toward women.” She also promises to do some follow up on her research.
And to the scientists who are concerned with my methods – don’t worry, I fully plan on doing some statistics after the event. I know many earthquakes happen on a daily basis, so we’re looking to see if Boobquake significantly increases the number or severity of earthquakes.
Science definitely won’t be boring for Boobquake Monday.
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Alas, that is when baseball was fun to watch.
Indeed she would! Where’s Morgana when you need her?
However, if Heidi Montag ever fell, she would certainly register on the Richter scale.
The following link details the demented reasoning which aligns directly with Ayatollah Ahmad Janati’s view though this time to dissenters and scoffers of the Islamic text.
http://www.alislam.org/books/invitation/arg7.html
Although we may laugh at the ‘Earthquake’ analogy this is an extremely serious issue for the same logic is used to justify the murder of innocents across the globe in the past and today.
The nature of the statements by Ayatollah Ahmad Janati simply underline the major method by which clerics control their flocks, fear of real human induced or nature based negative outcomes arising from not taking sufficient notice of the requirements of dogma, simply ignoring it or opposing it.
One of the real negative outcomes against humanity arising from this methodology based on hoodoo voodoo, that bad things happen to bad people relates to persons who are scoffers of Islam, those naughty satirists. Even citizens who exist in communities where satirist reside, had nothing to do with the satirists output, have been determined by Islamic clerics to be able to be subject to grievous harm.
It rather reminds me of an advertisement aimed at older people to have them take out funeral insurance. The spokesperson starts off by saying ‘Death Happens’ – which is reassuring but a bit puzzling, isn’t it obvious – then lays on the guilt of burdening the children with financial expenses.
Although much more severe in outcome it is the same for the Islamic web page above but this time ‘Death Happens’ only to bad people who scoff at Islam. Particularly disease happens only to bad people who scoff and satirize Islam in a manner that is much swifter than one would expect under the Islamic version of circumstance.
We do not hear of the next door devote adherent suffering from a lung disease as inexplicably as the scoffer as we know scientifically they do. It is as if disease in the dialogue simply does not exist for devotees.
Under this dialogue devotees and scoffers alike are threatened with a much shorter life span not only by the sword but by disease. It is so ludicrously unscientific as to be regarded as absurd by rational people but this is what drives the fear of many devotees to remain under the yoke of ignorance and results in diminished lives.
Either conform to the religious entities unjustifiable doctrines or they will kill you or you will die a terrible painful death subsequent to you telling them they a pack of deluded fools.
Hard wired since birth on this guff makes it difficult for many to realize they are living in a lie. Some are so resistant to facing the fact they would rather spend their time killing you rather than spend the time going through the traumatic experience of facing the fact